Well, I'm No Biologist

Mephisto shows Chef the rapid rate at which his turkeys' DNA is multiplying. Chef understands and is here to help.

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  1. About the Episode

    Starvin' Marvin Episode Air Date: While trying to get a free promotional digital sports watch, the boys end up contacting an organization that helps starving children in Africa. Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia. Adding chaos to confusion, a flock of wild turkeys revolt after their treatment at the hands of the local genetic engineer. South Park is at the mercy of genetically altered turkeys.
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    Sports Watch

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    While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
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    Mutant Turkeys Are Back

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    At the food drive, Kenny grabs a can of string beans. The turkeys return and Chef gives orders to the town on how to protect themselves.
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    The Battle Against The Turkeys

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    The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
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    Turkeys

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    Mr. Garrison announces to the class that South Park is initiating a canned food drive. Without warning, a flock of turkeys invade the room and then take off.
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    Evil Turkeys

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    While trying to figure out how to get food to the needy, the mayor gets a visit from Mephisto. All of his genetically-engineered turkeys have escaped and they are pure evil.
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    We Found An Ethernopian

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    When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
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    Not As Beautiful As You

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    A happy couple in love is taking a romantic stroll around Stark's Pond. All of sudden, the evil turkeys show up and ruthlessly kill them.
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    King Jimmy's Buffet

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    The boys take Starvin' Marvin to KJ's Buffet for his first real meal. Unfortunately, Cartman won't share his food and then tries to eat Marvin's.
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    Show and Tell

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    Starvin' Marvin is brought to class for show and tell. Mr. Garrison doesn't think it's right and decides to send him back to Africa.
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    Back To The Poor Country With You

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    Principal Victoria tries to explain to the boys why they can't keep Marvin. She makes a call to have him sent back.
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    Well, I'm No Biologist

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    Mephisto shows Chef the rapid rate at which his turkeys' DNA is multiplying. Chef understands and is here to help.
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    Wrong Starving Child

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    Starvin' Marvin is hanging out at Cartman's house watching television. Two Secret Service agents show up to get him, but take Cartman instead.
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    Pissed Off Turkeys

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    During the food drive, the turkeys show up and attack. The mayor finally realizes that the true threat are the turkeys.
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    Cartman on TV

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    Starvin' Marvin is watching TV and sees the Sally Struthers infomercial starring Cartman.
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    More Funding

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    Cartman is searching for food in Africa when he sees the Red Cross. They don't have enough funds to help him, unfortunately but give him a sports watch.
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    Braveheart

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    Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
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    I'm Sorry God

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    Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.
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    Sally Struthers

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    After passing out from starvation, Cartman wakes up to find a warehouse full of snacks with Sally Struthers eating away.
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    Back Home

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    The Red Cross comes for Cartman and Marvin is sent back to his country, taking all the dead turkeys with him.
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    The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
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