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Kenny McCormick
Kenny is poor kid in the group, often eating canned food and frozen waffles for dinner. He also tends to die quite a bit, being killed in innumerable ways during the first 5 seasons. Although his speech is muffled under that orange hoodie, he is the most sexually knowledgeable of the boys and often professes his love for titties.
His soul was briefly trapped in Cartman's body before it returned back to earth. He also briefly dated a 5th grader, Tammy Warner, before he died of syphilis.
Unlike most of his classmates, Kenny DOES posses a special power: He can't die. But he uses this power for good, keeping watch over South Park as the illusive superhero Mysterion.
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Bebe Stevens
Bebe is Wendy's best friend. She's often the first one to jump on the bandwagon of what's trendy or popular (like being a stupid spoiled whore), and also enjoys gossping about boys (like Kyle's sweet ass).
Bebe was the first girl to grow boobs. Her knockers briefly drove the boys insane. She's also the leader of the Girl's Club, which determines exactly what pleases and sparkles with the rest of the girls.
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Bridon
When the "High School Musical" craze takes over South Park Elementary, Bridon Gueermo leads the pack. He's just a third grader, but he can sing and dance better than anyone. He's seen "High School Musical 3" over 100 times, which makes him a huge favorite among the girls.
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Clyde Donovan
Clyde is a fellow 4th grader in the boys' class. He's the fattest kid next to Cartman, who he ironically has expressed a very strong disdain for.
He had a colostomy at the age of 5 and according to rumor, he only has one testicle.
In the episode "The List", he was voted number one on the girls' list of cutest boys in class. It was eventually revealed that the girls voted for Clyde so they could go out with him and get free shoes since his father owns a shoe store at the mall.
Joining forces with Coon and Friends, Clyde also doubles as the superhero "Mosquito". His bold ideas and lemon bar recipes have helped countless in need.
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Craig Tucker
Craig is another student in Garrison's class. He's constantly flipping people off and has been deemed a "bad influence" by many of the parents.
He has shown keen abilities for Sumo Wrestling, producing addictive cable access TV shows ("Close-up Animals With a Wide Angle Lens"), and most recently, was revealed to be the ancient Incan key to stopping the attack of the guinea pigs. Which is fitting, since he proudly owns a pet guinea pig named Stripe.
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Damien
He is the son of the Devil. He comes from Hell to challenge Jesus to a fight with his father, Satan. Everyone at South Park Elementary makes fun of him and calls him "Fartboy"...although he winds up winning them over at the end by making fun of Pip.
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DogPoo
DogPoo is one of the other kids in the boys' 4th grade class. He's always covered in dirt and other shit, but very rarely ever gets to say or do anything important. For his big breakout role, watch his one scene in "Professor Chaos" (606).
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Dougie
Dougie is Butters' little friend....er sidekick. He doubles as "General Disarray" when he's causing trouble with Professor Chaos! He also enjoys a good game of Charlie's Angels if the mood is right.
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Fosse and Bill
These two characters are always hanging out with each other, laughing and calling things gay. They're mostly background characters, but have made a few appearances, like in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride" and "Lil' Crime Stoppers".
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Gary Harrison
A new Mormon student from Utah. He's a state champion in wrestling and tennis, an honor student, and has been on two national commercials for toothpaste. And he's also ridiculously nice. Despite all this, the Boys show him no love, and vow to kick his ass.
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Ginger Kids
Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles. According to Cartman, all Ginger Kids are born with a disease called "Gingervitus", which occurs because Gingers "have no souls." Due to their light skin, Ginger Kids must avoid the sun -- not unlike vampires. Also be wary of "Daywalkers", which are people that have red hair, but not the pale skin and freckles. Like Kyle.
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Ike Broflovski
Ike is Kyle's little brother. He was actually adopted and is really Canadian, hence his head being all floppy Kyle enjoys kicking Ike, but deep down inside loves him and defends him.
Ike is smarter than your typical Kindergartner, having had a sexual affair with his teacher, aiding in the Obama/McCain diamond heist, and displaying his knack for seeing dead celebrities.
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Kip Drordy
A 3rd grader with an undying love for Facebook, but absolutely no friends to share it with.
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Jason
Jason is another school kid at South Park. He has a balding-ish haircut and usually lends a hand when the boys are screwing around. He plays basketball for the school's the South Park Cows. His character was inspired by Jason McHugh.
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Jimmy Valmer
Jimmy is a fellow classmate of the boys, originally introduced to us when the boys were in Boy Scouts. He is "Handi-Capable" and enjoys using his disabilities as an advantage during his stand-up comedy routines.
The boys usually come to him for jokes and advice, as he tends to have a super positive outlook on life. He briefly took steroids to train for the Special Olympics, and was also a part of the comedy team that made the "fishsticks" joke....aka the greatest joke of all time.
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Mysterion
As violence and darkness take over the streets, this unknown child works to rid the streets of crime. He is the symbol this town needs. Although his identity remained a mystery for a long time, he was finally unmasked to be...Kenny.
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Nathan
This pusher-man pumps up Jimmy with enough 'roids to win the Special Olympics. He's also a rival team member at Lake Tardicaca summer camp, and with the help of his idiot companion Mimsy, vows to take Jimmy down.
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Pip Pirrup
Pip is a little British chap in the boys' 4th grade class. He's pretty widely disliked and teased for his accent (and for being an annoying push-over). But even so, he has maintained a cheery attitude.
Pip has shown a talent for dodgeball, especially when pissed off. And he's also a big fan of playing Charlie's Angels.
Unfortunately, he was crushed to death by Mecha-Streisand while trying to convince her to leave the town alone.